dilf enthusiast

JJ. she/they.

where-is-ezra:
it’s been 1987 fucking days since ezra bridger was last seen
lets set a stupid, arbitrary goal for 2000 days without ezra!!!!
we have two weeks till we hit 2000 and a little less than that before ahsoka drops. let’s see if we can get to 1000 followers by then! memes, asks and reblogs are welcome- ill be more active too!!

zestyleaf:

avi17:
zestyleaf:
“magical fey shapeshifter surrounded by regular animals” is by far my favorite cartoon saloon trope
This is the funniest fucking addition anyone has ever made on one of my posts. Everyone else go home

vexwerewolf:

fuckdamn:
hozey-nevergoingtochurch:
maplebungus:
heartshapedbasil:
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions
Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?
Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

majorgenerally:

catchaspark:
timefortigers:
papinianista:
According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.
sheds a single tear
every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years
Happy 18th anniversary

turquoise-luminescence:

wizards-in-doors:
autismbarbie:
cannot stop thinking about this skit from the new i think you should leave season
what the hell
What the fuck

obserbolisk:

zagreus:
cackling at this, can NOT believe it’s a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces
He also said this about the snake.

pigcatapult:

todaysbird:
unclefather:
he took a bath 3 times
his name is Organic Spinach
the cleanest frog in Michigan

catmask:

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

small-potato:

big-fuckin-potato:
small-potato:
my greatest fear is that one day i will make a big post
BUDDY IF YOU EVER DECIDE YOU WANT TO MAKE A BIG POST I’LL BE HERE TO GUIDE YOU THROUGH EVERY STEP OF THE WAY
aaaaa afraid

Anonymous: do you still have the chikorita gif

boneville-deactivated20170521:

of course i still have chikorita.gif who the fuck do you think i am

huffy-1337:

THE LIL BINCH IN THE BOTTOM LSFT????

therealhoodiewearer:

lazy-digestive:
pillsburysoyboy:
Fuck you
worst post ive ever seen anywhere ever

a-slut-for-smut:

incandescent-creativity:
WRITEBLRS!
Have you noticed any change in how often you get asks about your work in the last 6 months?*
Yes - a small positive change that didn’t last very long
Yes - a large positive change that didn’t last very long
Yes - a positive change that lasted quite a while, but fizzled eventually
Yes - noticed a positive change that has become the new norm
Yes - I noticed that I was getting less asks about my work than I used to
Maybe - I didn’t notice, but thinking about it, there was a positive change
Maybe - I didn’t notice, but thinking about it, there was a negative change
No - I didn’t notice anything
*This post is from August 2023, six months after my initial poll in February about how often we get asks about their work.

memeuplift:

where-is-ezra:

where-is-ezra:
it’s been 1987 fucking days since ezra bridger was last seen
lets set a stupid, arbitrary goal for 2000 days without ezra!!!!
we have two weeks till we hit 2000 and a little less than that before ahsoka drops. let’s see if we can get to 1000 followers by then! memes, asks and reblogs are welcome- ill be more active too!!

huffy-1337:

wasabikitcat:
lostwoodscutie:
Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.

So your cat is trans? /j…unless…

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